The "whore" costume is a hot commodity.

I saw four dudes dressed up as the tetris pieces.
I drove a taxi tonight. A lot of kids dressed up and went to parties. The majority of the ladies wore costumes that were 75% legs. There were whorish nurses, whorish secretaries, whorish cops, whorish criminals, whorish whores, whorish flight attendents, whorish girl scouts, whorish school girls, and whorish devils among other whorish twists on whorish themes. By whorish I mean this: Think of each costume, but with a really, really barely even there mini-skirt/dress instead of what a sensible person would wear for each costume. It was a fearful crouching masturbators dream. It was fucking, like, 30 degrees out too! Die hard for whoring!
The whorishly dressed women would get in the cab around 9:30 to 11:30 on the way to parties, full of enthusiasm talking about who's hooking up with who, who's cute and who's gonna be there. They'd get in the cab around 12:30 to 1:30 bitching about how everybody treated them like shit cuz of how they were dressed. I shit you not, this is all true. They didn't see the connection, they just thought that everybody was all of the sudden dicks on halloween.
If you're a leg man, you could do worse shit than hang out downtown ann arbor on halloween. Dumb monkeys. Porkins out.